About the Beery Traveler

Who the Hell Are We?

I’m the guy behind this travel blog, though “behind” makes it sound way more organized than it actually is. Truth is, I’m just one half of a fun-loving, adventurous couple who decided retirement meant “travel more, worry less, drink better beer.”

The better half? That’s Tina – also known as “the boss,” “the wife,” “She Who Must Be Obeyed,” and occasionally “the one who actually knows where we’re going.” While I handle the storytelling, marketing strategy, and IT headaches for our travel business, she’s the one doing the real work: actually selling travel and making sure our clients don’t end up lost in some Albanian back alley.

Together, we run Boarding Pass Travel, where we work as professional travel advisors helping people plan trips that don’t fall apart the moment they leave the airport. And yes, we actually know what we’re talking about—we’ve made enough travel mistakes ourselves that we can now help you avoid them.

How in Hell Did I Get Here?

Being a travel advisor comes with its share of trials and tribulations, but the perks are pretty damn good. One of those perks? The amount of travel you become accustomed to. Someone’s gotta visit those resorts, test those restaurants, and evaluate those tours. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to sit at that swim-up bar and take notes about the beer selection.

During one particularly grueling day of resort site visits (yes, that’s actually work), I offhandedly remarked to Tina that I should start a travel blog. You know, document the absurdity. Share the stories. Maybe help other travelers avoid the timeshare presentations that somehow always turn into 4-hour hostage situations.

The wife, of course, thought it was brilliant. “You could integrate our ratings!” she said. “Get clients following along!” And just like that, The Beery Traveler was born.

Since then, this travel blog has undergone a couple of changes, stuttered to a dead stop during (and after) COVID, and was most recently resurrected after a digital disaster that saw us lose years of travel stories. But we’re back, we’re writing, and we’re not going anywhere.

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The Beery Traveler

The Beery Traveler

Just one half of a fun-loving, adventurous couple traveling our way to retirement...and beyond!

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Travel photos used to be an honest record of where you went. Now they are a 40-minute production involving angles, lighting, props arranged just so, and at least three retakes just for a picture of a coffee cup nobody asked to see. What is the most ridiculous length you have gone to for a travel photo? ... See MoreSee Less
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Getting lost in a new city used to mean stumbling into adventures you never planned. Now it means arguing with a phone that is completely convinced you should turn left into a canal while recalculating in a smug voice. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you when you took a wrong turn while traveling? ... See MoreSee Less
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Hotel pillows exist on a spectrum with no middle ground. You get either a flat disc that offers zero neck support or a brick stuffed with concrete that props your head at a 45-degree angle all night. There is no in-between, and neither option is what you would call restful. What is the first thing you do when you check into a hotel room? ... See MoreSee Less
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Group travel is a personality test you did not sign up for. You will discover who stops to photograph every lamppost, who is always seven minutes late to the bus, and who asks the guide questions that are clearly just statements. The miracle is that anyone leaves still speaking to each other. What travel personality type tests your patience the most on a group trip? ... See MoreSee Less
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Every country has a local drink that the locals will press into your hands with tremendous pride. Politely refusing is not an option. Politely describing it as interesting afterward is very much on the table. The real question is whether you finish it. What is the most unusual local drink you have ever tried while traveling? ... See MoreSee Less
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The Beery Traveler walking on the beach with a beer in his hand planning what his next travel blog is about