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Three weeks ago I’m sitting on the sun deck of a river cruise ship gliding past medieval castles on the Rhine, cold German pilsner in hand, watching my better half absolutely lose her mind over a vineyard-covered hillside. "We should have been selling these for years," she says. She’s right. After over a decade in the travel industry and countless ocean cruises under our belts, we finally took our first river cruise last fall. Honestly? We’ve been kicking ourselves ever since for not discovering this sooner – both as travelers and as travel advisors.

Here’s what nobody tells you about river cruising: it’s not some stuffy, expensive luxury reserved for people who wear ascots and discuss their portfolio over breakfast. It’s actually one of the smartest vacation investments you can make, especially when you break down what’s really included versus what you’d pay on a comparable ocean cruise or adventure trip. Let me show you why. … See MoreSee Less

River Cruising – Remarkable Retreats!

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Three weeks ago I’m sitting on the sun deck of a river cruise ship gliding past medieval castles on the Rhine, cold German pilsner in hand, watching my better h

Last week I watched my wife spend forty minutes arguing with ChatGPT about whether our anniversary trip should include a "romantic sunset helicopter tour over an active volcano in Greece." Spoiler alert: There are no active volcanoes in Greece. The AI was very confident though, I’ll give it that. After she finally gave up and pulled out her actual travel industry resources, the whole thing got sorted in about ten minutes, complete with a real sunset sailing experience in Santorini that didn’t involve imaginary lava flows.

This got me thinking about AI travel planning and how everyone’s jumping on the artificial intelligence bandwagon like it’s the next miracle solution. Don’t get me wrong – I use AI tools daily for work stuff, and they’re brilliant for certain tasks. But as travel advisors who’ve been in this business for years, watching people try to plan their dream vacations with AI is like watching someone use a hammer to fix their computer. Wrong tool for the job. … See MoreSee Less

AI Travel Planning: Algorithmic Agony

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Last week I watched my wife spend forty minutes arguing with ChatGPT about whether our anniversary trip should include a “romantic sunset helicopter tour over a

Picture this: I’m sitting at a harborside taverna in Paros Greece, cold Mythos in hand, watching my better half take roughly 47 photos of the same fishing boat (apparently each shot captures "completely different light"), while I contemplate how we managed to find the one Greek island that hasn’t been completely overrun by Instagram influencers doing yoga poses on ancient ruins.

After a week of exploring every corner of Paros Greece with the missus, I can honestly say this place delivers everything you want from a Greek island escape without the tourist circus that’s turned Santorini into basically Disney World with better sunsets. … See MoreSee Less

Paros Greece: The Perfect Getaway

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Picture this: I’m sitting at a harborside taverna in Paros Greece, cold Mythos in hand, watching my better half take roughly 47 photos of the same fishing boat

Look, I’ll be honest with you. The first time Tina suggested I take a trip by myself, my initial reaction was something along the lines of "Why the hell would I want to do that?" After decades of thinking that travel meant coordinating schedules, compromising on destinations, and making sure everyone was happy with the restaurant choice, the idea of solo travel… I mean, completely alone seemed… well, lonely.
Fast forward three years, and here I am writing about why solo travel might just be one of the best decisions you’ll ever make. And trust me, coming from a guy who didn’t take his first real vacation until he was past 50, that’s saying something.
But here’s the thing nobody tells you about solo travel: it’s not about being antisocial or avoiding human contact. It’s about discovering that you’re actually pretty good company, and that some of the best adventures happen when you’re free to follow your instincts without having to check with anyone else first. … See MoreSee Less

Solo Travel Sojourns

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Look, I’ll be honest with you. The first time Tina suggested I take a trip by myself, my initial reaction was something along the lines of “Why the hell would I

Raise your hand if you’ve ever stood in a crowd of 200 people trying to take the same "unique" photo of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, wondering how vacation became a contact sport. Or maybe you’ve found yourself elbow-to-elbow at some "hidden gem" restaurant that apparently got discovered by every travel blogger on the planet.

Yeah, me too. And honestly? I’m over it.

There’s a revolution happening in travel, and it’s beautifully, blissfully quiet. It’s called the "slowcation" movement, or slow travel, and it’s basically the antidote to everything that makes modern tourism feel like a really expensive form of torture. Instead of chasing Instagram hotspots and fighting for selfie space, smart travelers are discovering something radical: vacations that actually feel relaxing.

Wild concept, right?
What the Hell is a Quietcation Anyway?
Think of it as the anti-tourism movement for people who remember that vacations are supposed to be, you know, enjoyable. … See MoreSee Less

Quiet Quest Chronicles

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever stood in a crowd of 200 people trying to take the same “unique” photo of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, wondering how vacation became